If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
- mom: why won't you come with us
- me: there must always be a Stark in Winterfell
- Someone: are you crying?
- Me: no, I'm having an allergic reaction.
- Someone: to what?
- Me: life.
i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
this easily became the best thing on tumblr
my advice on dealing with this fandom: you will need milk of the poppy