Cunt of the day!

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

thatfilmdudekalen:

If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

whatshouldwecallme:

renlyslittlerose:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Seeing people having fun without u.

#stannis

deepspacebears:

there are so many beards in the world that i haven’t touched

milkshakeprincess:

me being touched by people who aren’t my friends 

demigodofhoolemere:

i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal

do you guys see what i’m getting at

arisaavena:

hiddledbythebatch:

territorialcreep:

rusharound:

atomiccrowbars:

stitchedego:

thebaronofthebells:

liking someone who is already in a relationship

Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship

Liking someone who doesn’t like you back

 

Liking someone who doesn’t exist.

Liking someone

Liking yourself

this easily became the best thing on tumblr

thegoodlannister:

my advice on dealing with this fandom: you will need milk of the poppy